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Mapes
Can't you see that lady is a woman?
Created on 2004-07-29 09:15:22 (#3991553), last updated 2009-11-18
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Basic Info| Name: | Maestro |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 1984-11-23 |
| Location: | United Kingdom |
| Website: | Your New Favourite Band |
Contact:
maestro1123@yahoo.co.uk BioMe:
- Maestro, or Mapes
- twenty three
- British
- a teacher
- living in Japan for a year
- a slash fic writer
- a fandom geek
-sexually confused
- mostly female
You:
- share some of my interests
- or read some of my fic
- or I fangirled yours (that happens a lot)
- or we met one time
- I’m sorry about that, by the way
- that doesn’t usually happen
We:
- could be friends?
- if you’re prepared for mood swings and homesickness
- and promises of fic that I never finish
- and highly obsessive tendencies
This month’s obsessions: Russell Brand; The Girls Next Door and all to do with the Playboy Mansion generally (what do they do all day?); Hollyoaks; Adam and Joe; Stephen Moffat; that I might be a character in Veronica Mars?; Silent Hill.
This list subject to change upon a moment’s idle whim.
RAVE REVIEWS FROM PEOPLE WHO SHOULD KNOW BETTER:
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h4nchan: mapes is all the better for the times when she's spikey.
neut: Mapes is the genius behind the innovation of the Boots Meal Deal. She will receive her pension in Advantage Card points rather than Pounds Sterling.
the_funmonkey: The thing about maestro1123 is that if she likes you, she's going to put you in Silent Hill. For God's sake don't visit her unsupervised.
ailcia: maestro1123 can absolutely guarantee she hasn't got skidders... That's kind of how she lives her life.
A direct rip of someone elses' joke, but I'm faaaaaaar too tired to do you justice. :D (IRONICALLY THIS IS WHAT ALICE TELLS ME EVERY NIGHT. BOW CHICKA WOW WOW.)
resident capslockerhugelaurie: MAPES SUCKS.
WHAT? THIS IS SPOSED TO BE A POSITIVE QUOTE?
AMENDED: MAPES SUCKS GOOD.
kewen: Mapes looks best in the mornings. (Fuck off Erin, I am not putting that picture here.)
tartpants: Mapes has touchably soft hair that is guaranteed to send you into a long period of sexual confusion and deep conditioning.
lo0o0ony_lauren: Try not to come out to anyone on the way home.
(made graciously byhugelaurie, who knows where it's at)
*
"I work with, associate with and date beautiful and successful lesbians."
- Maestro, or Mapes
- twenty three
- British
- a teacher
- living in Japan for a year
- a slash fic writer
- a fandom geek
-
- mostly female
You:
- share some of my interests
- or read some of my fic
- or I fangirled yours (that happens a lot)
- or we met one time
- I’m sorry about that, by the way
- that doesn’t usually happen
We:
- could be friends?
- if you’re prepared for mood swings and homesickness
- and promises of fic that I never finish
- and highly obsessive tendencies
This month’s obsessions: Russell Brand; The Girls Next Door and all to do with the Playboy Mansion generally (what do they do all day?); Hollyoaks; Adam and Joe; Stephen Moffat; that I might be a character in Veronica Mars?; Silent Hill.
This list subject to change upon a moment’s idle whim.
h4nchan: mapes is all the better for the times when she's spikey.neut: Mapes is the genius behind the innovation of the Boots Meal Deal. She will receive her pension in Advantage Card points rather than Pounds Sterling.the_funmonkey: The thing about maestro1123 is that if she likes you, she's going to put you in Silent Hill. For God's sake don't visit her unsupervised.ailcia: maestro1123 can absolutely guarantee she hasn't got skidders... That's kind of how she lives her life.A direct rip of someone elses' joke, but I'm faaaaaaar too tired to do you justice. :D (IRONICALLY THIS IS WHAT ALICE TELLS ME EVERY NIGHT. BOW CHICKA WOW WOW.)
resident capslocker
hugelaurie: MAPES SUCKS.WHAT? THIS IS SPOSED TO BE A POSITIVE QUOTE?
AMENDED: MAPES SUCKS GOOD.
kewen: Mapes looks best in the mornings. (Fuck off Erin, I am not putting that picture here.)tartpants: Mapes has touchably soft hair that is guaranteed to send you into a long period of sexual confusion and deep conditioning.lo0o0ony_lauren: Try not to come out to anyone on the way home.(made graciously by
hugelaurie, who knows where it's at)*
"I work with, associate with and date beautiful and successful lesbians."
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